/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */

var num_of_quotes = 41;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) {
title="Do you speak English?   ";
body="miLAte angliKA?";
}

if (quotes==1) {
title="Does anyone here speak English?   ";
body="miLAee kaNIS aPO eSAS angliKA?";
}
 
if (quotes==2) {
title="I only speak a little Greek   ";
body="eGO miLO MOno LEEge eliniKA....";
}

if (quotes==3) {
title="What is your name?   ";
body="pos se LEne?";
}

if (quotes==4) {
title="My Name Is   ";
body="me LEne....";
}
 
if (quotes==5) {
title="How are you?   ";
body="ti KAnis?";
}

if (quotes==6) {
title="I'm fine, thank you.   ";
body="EEme kaLA, efhariSTO";
}
if (quotes==7) {
title="I'm fine, thank you.   ";
body="EEme kaLA, efhariSTO";
}
if (quotes==8) {
title="I am very glad to meet you.   ";
body="HEro poLEE yah tee gnoriMIa";
}
if (quotes==9) {
title="I don't understand   ";
body="den katalaVEno";
}
if (quotes==10) {
title="What did you say?   ";
body="tee EEpate?";
}
if (quotes==11) {
title="Can you speak more slowly?   ";
body="boRIte na miLAte LEEgo pio aRGA?";
}
if (quotes==12) {
title="I understand perfectly   ";
body="katalaVEno poLEE kaLA";
}
if (quotes==13) {
title="Good morning. Do you speak English?   ";
body="kaliMEra. miLAte angliKA?";
}
if (quotes==14) {
title="Unfortunately, I only speak a little Greek   ";
body="distiHOS, eGO miLO MOno LEEga enliniKA";
}
if (quotes==15) {
title="That's all right. I understand you.   ";
body="den piRAzee. sas katalaVEno";
}
if (quotes==16) {
title="Slowly, Slowly Please.   ";
body="sigar sigar parakaLo";
}
if (quotes==17) {
title="where is the bathroom?   ";
body="POU EINAI TO MAPANIO?";
}
if (quotes==18) {
title="how much does this cost?   ";
body="POSO KOSTIZI AYTO?";
}
if (quotes==19) {
title="Please, Thank you, You are welcome   ";
body="parakaLO, efhariSTO, parakaLO ";
}
if (quotes==20) {
title="Good morning, evening, night   ";
body="kaliMEra, kaliSPEra, kaliNIhta ";
}
if (quotes==21) {
title="Left, Right  ";
body="ARISTERA, DEKSIA";
}

if (quotes==22) {
title="It's expensive  ";
body="Ine akribhO";
}
if (quotes==23) {
title="It's Cheap  ";
body="Ine phtinO";
}
if (quotes==24) {
title="It (the weather) is cold/hot  ";
body="kAni krIo/zEsti";
}
if (quotes==25) {
title="How can I get to...?  ";
body="pOz borO na pAo se...?";
}
if (quotes==26) {
title="White Wine, Red Wine  ";
body="Aspro krasI,kOkino krasI";
}
if (quotes==27) {
title="A loaf of bread  ";
body="Ena psomI";
}
if (quotes==28) {
title="A bottle of white wine  ";
body="Ena bukAli Aspro krasI";
}
if (quotes==29) {
title="Beer/lager ;-)  ";
body="Bira";
}
if (quotes==30) {
title="I want one ticket to..  ";
body="thElo Ena isitIrio gh'a ti..";
}
if (quotes==31) {
title="Leave me alone(f)..  ";
body="Ase me esehi";
}
if (quotes==32) {
title="I have a boyfriend..  ";
body="EhHo Feelo";
}
if (quotes==33) {
title="I want to leave..  ";
body="Thelo na figho";
}
if (quotes==34) {
title="I don't feel well...  ";
body="Den EsthaNouMe Kala";
}
if (quotes==35) {
title="I love you/I hate you  ";
body="Sa-aga-po / Se mi-so";
}
if (quotes==36) {
title="I want a doctor..  ";
body="Thelo ena Yiatro";
}
if (quotes==37) {
title="I don't have that much..  ";
body="Den eho tosso pola";
}
if (quotes==38) {
title="Can you make me a better price please? ";
body="Boreete na mou ka-ne-te kaliteri timi?";
}
if (quotes==39) {
title="What time is it?  ";
body="Ti hora eine?";
}
if (quotes==40) {
title="I don't want a tourist place..  ";
body="Den thelo touristiko magazi..";
}


document.write('<div align=center>');
document.write('<i>' + title + '</i>');
document.write('<strong>'+ body +'</strong>');
document.write('</div>');